An Ode to Hackers from Team Whack a Hack

Peek a boo, we found you!
It's our belief, you are a thief.
We couldn't resist,
So you're now on the list.

We don't mean to be snide,
But you just can't hide.
A life of crime
Is such a waste of time.

You're going to fail
And end up in jail.
Instead of causing strife
GO GET A LIFE!!